"No, fuck no, I have been aching to unload this on somebody since I first realized that was a thing I could potentially someday do. It's just there's a lot of... background required. I could just say the man who had me made was a vicious, emotionally incontinent control freak who hated me equally for succeeding or failing at the things he wanted me to learn, but that doesn't cover the half of it. He had reasons, and his reasons go back a long way, and I grew up knowing them..."